Article originally appeared on freebeacon.com.
Readers of this fine publication are well-versed in the fantastical misadventures of America’s First Son, Hunter Biden.
Hunter was 2019’s Washington Free Beacon Man of the Year and probably should have been for all subsequent years. And as much as he’s earned this year’s award, we just can’t bring ourselves to cheapen the prize by awarding him another trophy to toss in the back of his closet, next to the double-headed dildos and anal beads.
If we give him the title again, we’ll have to do it again in 2023, 2024, and beyond.
Because we know in our hearts that Hunter Biden will never stop being awesome.
He is the apex degenerate. Pure animal.
No one is ever going to consistently bring the goods to the highly secretive Man of the Year selection committee at the pace Hunter Biden does, year after year.
So we give up. No more deliberations, Hunter Biden is now and …